I spent too much time on this

Warnings? OOC, heh, oops.

Soooo, this is a joke that is funny to me, but I'm not sure if it would be to anyone else. I just spent too much time on it, so it's a shame not to post it.

The short explanation:

Part 1: It takes place in something of an AU where Vegeta and Goku are basically chummy and do fun, group activities like watch scary movies and drink (and spar, of course.) One day they get righteously smashed and have a "great idea." They tell Trunks and Goten to find all the dragon balls (which they do very quickly) and then they wish back all the saiyans who died on earth (thankfully not the ones who died on planets that no longer exist.) Their reasons? Goku: so they can get a chance to live, er "normal," happy lives. Vegeta: because it might be fun to have some more subjects. heh. So they get Nappa, Raditz and Turles back. (and yes, Vegeta and Goku forgot they might not be too pleased with being killed by them).

Part 2: I always found powered-down Broly creepy. He's got that creepy bland expression with those creepy eyes. When he's all super saiyan, meh, but when he's normal.... So, in my little made up world he's sort of a running gag. He just shows up out of the blue, randomly, and usually creeps the shit out of Vegeta and Goku, and then disappears. They're the only ones who ever see him, so no one else believes Broly's really there.

Ok, maybe that wasn't short. Oh well.